Mouthful

Science

Weird but true

The stuff about your body that sounds made up and isn’t.

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The Pole Was an Advertisement for Surgery

The stripes are blood and bandages. For centuries the man who cut your hair also pulled your teeth, and the pole outside was the advertisement.

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A Buffalo Dentist and a Very Bad Idea

Yes. A Buffalo dentist saw a man die touching a generator, decided it looked painless, and designed the electric chair out of the only chair he knew.

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It Was Not Sugar. It Was Bread.

Hunter-gatherer skulls show cavity rates near zero. The rate jumps with farming, thousands of years before sugar, and the reason is one specific molecule.

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Two Billion People Have It Right Now

Tooth decay, by a wide margin. Around two billion adults have it untreated right now, more than any infection, and it barely gets called a disease.

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The Portuguese Kind Cost More

Yes, and the Portuguese kind sold at a premium. A Roman poet wrote a whole insult around it, and the chemistry means it very nearly worked.

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Gentlemen, This Is No Humbug

The first operation without pain was demonstrated by a dentist in 1846, to a hostile room of surgeons. He then tried to patent it and died broke arguing over credit.

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They Were Told to Point It With Their Lips

They were told to point the brush with their lips. The radium went into their bones, and one woman's jaw came away in her dentist's hand.

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It Started as a Payment, Not a Visit

Norse warriors paid children for their milk teeth and wore them into battle. The tooth fairy herself is an American invention barely a century old.

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A Canine, Drilled Through, With a Lens in It

Yes, and it restores sight. A canine is removed, drilled through, fitted with a lens, grown under the skin for months, and then implanted into the eye.

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A Twig, and It Still Works

Before toothbrushes: a frayed twig, which holds up in modern trials. Bristles are Chinese, mass production came out of a prison, nylon arrived in 1938.

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Somebody Up There Is Trained to Pull a Tooth

Bone density falls, fluid shifts to the head, and there is no dentist. Which is why one crew member on every long mission is trained to pull a tooth.

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Trench Mouth, Named for Where It Was Found

A gum infection that swept the Western Front, named for where it was found. It still exists, it is one of the few genuine dental emergencies, and it smells.

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A Snail Beats a Shark, and It Isn't Close

Not the shark. A garden snail carries around 14,000 teeth, some species over 20,000, and they sit on a tongue that works like a conveyor belt.

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Yours Is Limited by the Teeth, Not the Muscle

The strongest measured bite belongs to a saltwater crocodile, at around 3,700 pounds. A human manages 160, and the muscle is not what caps it.

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A Quarter of People Are Missing at Least One

About a quarter of people are missing at least one, and the rate varies enormously by ancestry. Nearly everyone in one population has none at all.

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The Jaw Shivers First

It is shivering, and the jaw shivers first because it is the fastest muscle group to recruit. Which is also why teeth chatter when nobody is cold at all.

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A Jaw Grows. A Tooth Cannot.

Because a jaw grows and a tooth cannot. Twenty small teeth fit a child's head, thirty-two adult ones do not, and there is no way to resize enamel.

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It Has a Name, and It Is Telling You Something

It has a name, barodontalgia, and it is not the cabin drying you out. Trapped gas expands as pressure drops, and the pain tells you which tooth to get checked.

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They Get Something Worse Instead

Their mouths are alkaline, their teeth are pointed, and they do not eat sugar. They get something worse instead, and most dogs over three have it.

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Brown Teeth, and No Cavities at All

Fluoride reached the water supply because a dentist spent thirty years asking why one Colorado town had brown teeth and almost no cavities at all.

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Your Sweet Receptors Get Switched Off

Orange juice turns bitter after brushing because a detergent mutes your sweet receptors and strips the lining that blocks bitterness. It is not the mint.

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They Outlast the Rest of You

Teeth outlast everything else, including bone and DNA. And the fillings in them are a record nobody thought of as a record while it was being written.

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The Cold Never Got Anywhere Near Your Forehead

The pain lands behind your eyes. Nothing cold ever got near there — the whole event takes place on the roof of your mouth, on the toothache nerve.

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The Most Expensive Teeth Ever Sold

Lennon's decayed molar, Napoleon's canine, Churchill's dentures, and a tooth of Newton's set into a ring. What people pay for other people's teeth.

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The Ice Water Experiment Nobody Expected to Work

Hand in ice water, hold as long as you can. People repeating a swear word lasted longer — and made-up swear words did nothing at all.

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The Most Famous Wrong Fact in School Genetics

One page in 1940 put it in every textbook. Identical twins disproved it in 1952, and the man who wrote it spent years trying to take it back.

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One Real Tooth Left

By his inauguration he had one real tooth left. The replacements were hippo ivory, horse teeth, lead — and human teeth bought from enslaved people for £6.2.0.

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Why Your Own Fingers Don't Work

Your brain predicts your own movements and deletes the sensation before it arrives. There is one group of people in whom the prediction fails.

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Somebody Was Drilling Teeth 9,000 Years Ago

In what is now Pakistan, someone drilled living molars with a flint tip 9,000 years ago. The wheel wouldn't turn up for another three thousand.

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Somebody Is Trying to Make Humans Grow a Third Set

A Japanese antibody blocks the protein that keeps spare tooth buds switched off. It cleared a first human safety trial, and the next one is being funded.

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What Actually Happens When You Kiss Someone

Scientists counted them. Couples who kiss often end up sharing a mouth microbiome — which explains why bad breath is a thing people quietly leave over.

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The Voice You Hear Isn't the One They Hear

You hear yourself through bone as well as air, and bone carries the low notes better. The recording isn't distorted — it's the first honest version.